Organic, ethically-sourced “software”

All of our software products are organic, ethically sourced, produced in partnership with local keyboard operators & released into the public domain for the betterment of all peoples on this planet (Earth).

Please post any issues on the corresponding GitHub repo, while being mindful that the level of support scales directly with the purchase price of the software.

If you’d like to contribute, please submit a pull request!

love,
admin@ashurtech.net

And to be honest, just the universe in general—everywhere, and if we’re addressing edge-cases, everywhen too. Chrononauts, time pirates, etc. are welcome to use our software in whatever time they may find themselves while engaging in the eternal struggle for temporal freedom. Down with the Time-Tyrant!

If you did we’d be quite surprised—like, pretty shocked frankly—but just in case, please be aware that our HR policy leverages both nepotism and DEI extensively. Submissions will only be entertained from those who have an ethnicity and are comfortable with the use of pronouns. Also adjectives, adverbs, nouns, verbs, punctuation, syntax generally.